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yeah  here are some sick trans musicians/bands. reblog w your own suggestions and banging tunes

Against Me! (punk rock)

Angel Haze (hip hop)

Antony and the Johnsons (baroque pop)

Aye Nako (indie punk)

Babeo Baggins and the rest of Barf Troop (hip hop)

Butterfly Bandage (bedroom pop)

Daskinsey4 (indie pop)

G.L.O.S.S. Girls Living Outside Societys Shit (hardcore)

Gabeji (vocaloid type shit)

Gerard Way (noise pop, that one off my chemical romance)

+HIRS+ (hardcore)

JD Samson & MEN (from Le Tigre, electro pop)

La Roux (synthpop)

Le Tigre (electro punk)

Macintosh Plus (vaporwave)

The Max Levine Ensemble (punk rock)

Mykki Blanco (hip hop)

O’God the White Whale (screamo)

The O’Brien Project (noise)

Peeple Watchin (punk rock)

QT (synthpop)

Ramshackle Glory (folk punk)

The Spook School (indie punk)

Spoonboy (folk punk)

St. Vincent (art pop)

Told Slant (emo)

Tribe 8 (punk rock)

Vektroid (vaporwave)

Wendy Carlos (early electronic)

The World Is A Beautiful Place & I Am No Longer Afraid To Die (emo)

princessgender princessgender

i love this post so much right now

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orochislayer

so my brother released a new 102-track music album last week and he & some other people he knows just finished deciding on what genre it counts as

orochislayer

some of my favorites from this list so far:

  • death industrial
  • anti-folk
  • MIDI
  • electro-acoustic
  • power electronics
  • glitch
  • avant-folk and freak-folk both on one track
  • christmas music
  • baroque choral
  • abstract hip-hop
  • harsh noise wall
orochislayer

  • radio broadcast recordings
  • deconstructed club
  • post-minimalism
  • midwest emo
  • conscious hip-hop
  • tape music, for a track thats just 1:45 of vinyl record noise

i also wanna mention that virtually none of the tracks actually fade out or transition but instead just abruptly cut into the next song. this is a masterpiece

thehallwayisgone

Where’s the link op?

orochislayer

here u go experince it in all its… not glory, but something

Source: orochislayer
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paxamericana

hillary clinton told a joke at the al smith dinner tonight. it’s a very simple joke. and these two CNN panelists have completely misunderstood it at every turn. it is making me so god damn angry.

paxamericana

the gist of the joke is “when i look at the statue of liberty, i see all the things that make our country great [blah blah blah.] when donald trump looks at the statue of liberty he sees a 4. maybe a 5 if she loses the torch and the tablet.”

and this fucking moron is saying that the joke is funny because the statue of liberty looks like the number 4.

which is not what that joke is saying at ALL.

paxamericana

her follow-up to this joke was:

“you know what i think a good number for a woman is? forty five”

(because if she’s elected, she will be the forty fifth president)

and this dipshit on CNN is chuckling like “yeah, i think forty five is a good age too”

weresehlat

When sexists don’t understand they’re the butt of the joke because they’ve never heard a joke at their expense imo

Source: paxamericana
baetology

man they can sing

jeniphyer

The harmony is flawless

magnolia-noire

this is so pure

castiel-for-king

Four dudes put baby goat on pedastle, feed him snacks and sing to him about himself. I think this is the best and most pure thing I have ever witnessed

jezebel-adventures

“Eat what ya got”

dontbearuiner

The bleating is what gets me every time.

submissive-puppet

Honestly best thing I’ve seen all day!!!!🐐
Those voices though!!! 😱😱😍😍😍😍

submissive-puppet

I will NEVER stop reblogging this.
I’ve caught myself singing this at random times 😂😍

disgustinganimals

We never found out whose goat that is.

aspirinprincess

trichofishomania:

writing-prompt-s:

You find a mysterious stone on your way home from work one day. As you pick it up, you are rendered unconscious. When you awaken, you discover that you now posses the ability to talk to animals. Excited, you rush home to talk to your beloved pet, only to find he/she absolutely despises you.

“Who’s the cutest??  You’re the cutest!!!”

“Be quiet, thou hag!

My attempts to sleep,

though they do lag,

I cans’t count sheep!

Thy blathering,

Thy nattering,

I am darkness!

I am death!”

“You’re the cutest little snakey!  Yes you are, Duke!!!  The best little snake ever!!!”

“Close thine mouth,

B’fore I wallop ye

With a mighty clout!”

“You’re a foot-long, teeny tiny snake.  Try me.”

Duke Orsino then attempts to bite me.  I laugh, and smooch his teeny head.

Source: writing-prompt-s fic
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crazyness2400 crazyness2400

To be fair, humans are some bullshit from a balance perspective.

“I’ll just outrun that human…any day now… any… day… jesus christ it’s the terminator.”

“Maybe I can outsmart it and hide. What’s that you say, its brain takes up 20% of it’s caloric intake? FML.”

“It doesn’t have any natural weapons. I’ll just turn around and kill it. OH GOD IT’S GOT STONE CLAWS THAT ARE UNHOLY SHARP!”

“Okay, fight number two. It’s squishy so if I’m careful and find the right time when it’s weak I can - IT HAS PROJECTILE SHARP THINGS!”

“I’ll try crossing the river. It’s too gangly to be buoya - IT CAN SWIM?!?”

“Okay nothing can swim and run and climb. I’ll just go up this tree… FML it descended from apes.”

“It doesn’t even have fur, I can run to a colder climate and escape. Welp, it’s wearing the fur of my loved ones to keep warm.”

“If the whole herd bands together and protects each other, we can trample it… it can CONTROL FIRE.”

“Fuck it. Might as well just follow them around and get domesticated.”

Prettymuch everything we did to animals comes out of a horror movie.

dontstopbelievein

Welp, it’s wearing the fur of my loved ones to keep warm.”

cheskamouse

This is right up there with Humans as the most terrifying alien in the universe…

cheskamouse

Alien lands on earth, “Yes, these strange beings will never know what Hit them!” 

Cow, standing nearby just shakes its head, “Nope…”

Alien, “What?.. we have a powerful army, weapons of mass destruction.. what do they have?!”

Dog nearby, “My species used to out number them, we were faster, had better claws and teeth.. now we play fetch for treats and poop outside because guilt.”

Alien, “But our Technology!”

Horse, “Yea, no.. just hand it over to them.. its easier..”

Alien, “Well… shit.. what about you?”

Cat, “Fuck you, I run this place bitch..”

Source: ihavesthings
wthidekwidwml

cool fact for people who have a problem with looting:

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cops in america are legally allowed to take people’s property (including large sums of money) purely because they feel like it. it’s called civil forfeiture and there are literally thousands of cases of pigs taking people’s property. that is looting.

pitmother pitmother

i watched this happen to my roommate after the cops kicked our doors in at 6 AM on a weekday for a no-knock raid that, surprise surprise, didn’t turn out anything. they opened his wallet in front of him, took out about $300 and told him that since they had no record of where it came from on premises, that they’d have to take it from him. they took this man’s rent money right in front of him while he was in cuffs and told him “too bad”. 

there was also a friend’s car in our drive way that had broken down so they left it over night. the doors were locked and the windows were up, and since the owner wasn’t there, they decided it’d be cool to just bust in all the windows to perform another fruitless search. 

youthxcrew69

In Philly it’s been a HUGE and MASSIVE problem with cops taking people’s bank accounts, cars, electronics and pretty much anything worth any amount of money under a law that lets the DA seize property they think is related to a crime. “Related’ is a vague term though. They once forced a women and her grandchildren out of her home to sell it at auction because her son was found by police with $20 worth of weed.

(Depending on the property in question it can go under Civil Property Seizure or Seize and Seal, they’re not the same law but they work the same)

They don’t have to prove it’s related to a crime before or after, and even if the person suspected of the crime is cleared at questioning or acquitted at trial, you have to go through a MONTHS long process of court appearances (you can’t miss one or be late or you lose, no rescheduling) in hopes that they MIGHT get their stuff back. Most don’t.

Most people don’t think it’s worth the expense of days missed at work and a lawyer to get back a couple hundred dollars or whatever else the police stole. The city makes MILLIONS of dollars each year off this, around $6-10 (The DA doesn’t provide figures)

so-treu

but tell me more about “good cops.”

antlering

because i hate the civil forfeiture system, the NYPD civil forfeiture system keeps no tally of its forfeitures because it would crash their system to compute it, and there may be only one backup of the whole system. a system that seized (an assumed) $68 million in property just in 2013.

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https://www.congress.gov/bill/115th-congress/senate-bill/642

This bill, introduced by Rand Paul, guarantees that people who are the victims of civil asset forfeiture have a right to a lawyer, and also redirects all funds gained through it to the US Treasury, to discourage police departments from using civil asset forfeiture for financial gain.

property-is-theft

Screw the pigs.

alpine-insurrection

All cops are bastards. Every. Single. One. Fuck the police.

commissar-katanov commissar-katanov

Didn’t one cop department use the money gained for a margarita slushee machine?

an-actual-stone

“police and prosecutors have infamously used forfeiture funds to buy Hawaiian vacations and a margarita machine. Or as John Oliver put it, “They were literally using this money as their own personal slush fund.””

https://www.forbes.com/sites/instituteforjustice/2014/10/22/how-civil-forfeiture-fuels-police-militarization-and-lets-cops-buy-sports-cars-and-hire-clowns/#53305facd8a7

dark--shadowhunter
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Loki: *brings Thanos’ corpse to the Avengers*

Everyone: Holy shit, how’d you do it?

Loki: I turned myself into an infinity stone because I know Thanos loves infinity stones, so he went to pick it up to admire it

Loki: And then I transformed back into myself and I was like, ‘mblergh, it’s me!’ and stabbed him

Thor: That’s even better than my “get help” plan, brother

darklittlestories

OKAY THIS IS CANON. I’M SKIPPING THE MOVIE.

THE END!!!!!!

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TAG UR SPOILERS

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Original Yugioh:

genericly voiced guy: I summon rock golem and place 2 cards face down.  I end my turn

Jonouchi: He looks strong, but I bet yugi has something planned

4kids dub:

some guy who sounds like a muppet from the southwest: Ah summon the stone cold Rock Golem!  An he’s gonna rock your world!  Now i throw 2 cards face down!

Joey Wheeler: Nyeh, that there rockhead’s no match for my pal Yuge!

Source: attackofthebteam
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